Anonymous asked: i love you more than i love penis

I mean I guess thats normal

Anonymous asked: i love you like my body likes sweating profusely

oh that’s hot

Anonymous asked: i love you more than pee likes running down my leg when i miss the toilet

ohmygod

Anonymous asked: i love you more than an old man likes playing with his wrinkled up balls

Oh my fucking god miah

(Source: justconch)